One of the folks that reads this sent me a comment that made sense and gave me a little thought. As I can't type everything I feel, I miss explaining somethings. The comment had to do with a 14 year old pregnant girl, how it was strange that it was relevant in a weight loss forum, and that my position seemed odd. Let me clarify a bit, so the folks that hate me can understand a bit, and those that hate me less can realize my position. First, I have no Uterus, so my opinion is conjecture and comes from my upbringing. 4 siblings, big family, so we like kids. Having a child at 14 is two things at once in my opinion. It is ridiculous, which brings up the fact that it is unfair to the child, the child having the child, the child's family, society if they have to help pay for the offspring, and anyone affected in a bad way from a child having a child. On the other hand, when a 30 year old reflects on their 16 year old child, it is courageous that a 14 year old brought the child into the world, raised it to 16, and owns a computer that can now tell this to the world. Two opposite views, coming from the same fat man. Again, her opinion on anything is slanted to me, as she chose to have the child. That's me, and I would never trust her judgement. Her heart, well that is obviously not in controversy and should be applauded.
Again, this all came from her asking for money to see her blog about losing 20 pounds in 6 years. From there, you guys took this to another level, gave Sherry her 5 minutes of blog fat fame, and next month she will be gone, a little heavier, not wealthier, and return next year to try again. Happens every day around here.
As for the photo challenge, I have pictures of everything I ate recently, just no time to post them. The photo taking helps a lot, so I will try and stick with it, even over the upcoming food festival that is Memorial Day Weekend.
Namaste y'alll...
Thursday
DAY 140 THURSDAY MAY 23, 2013 MORE
Sue says that whenever I am bored in the office, it's a holiday weekend, someone's fat ass gets reamed, and not in a good way. Sherry, I can call her that, posted a rebuttal on her blog. Her main gripe was that I called her son 20, not 16. Seems I went to her "About Me" page, pretentious fucking shit if I ever saw it, and she stated that her son was 16. I assumed she wrote the page in 2007 or 2008 when she started blogging, not yesterday or the day before. Kinda odd how that is current. Not saying. She also states that on reading her blog she has lost more than 10 pounds in 5 years. She has as I stated. She weighed in April 2007 at 250. She weighed 230 last week. Do the math, it's easier than spelling.
Let's back up, as she states I have "judged her as a person" and "Speak on something I know of not". Again, lick my balls and call me a popsicle, what the fuck does that mean ? At least Kenlie makes sense. And then Sherry said my comment was hate from the heart. She explains that advertising on her blog is really link sharing to meet friends. Odd, THIS STATES THAT I NEED TO PAY HER $10 to advertise on her blog. Again, bullshit yourself all you want about diets and hate and whatever you want. Come right out and tell a story how the big fat Jew from NY hates you. Whatever you want to say is fine, in the end, you will still be fat. There is no hate here, we all seem to help each other when we have facts. In what universe is this not asking for money, to earn more money from being fat ?
(DUMB ASS, IT'S A SCAM FROM A DIET PRODUCT)
(MORE FAT PEOPLE TO READ THAT YOU ARE STILL FAT ?)
(YOU BELIEVE IN DIETS TO GO ?)
(STILL BELIEVE IT IS NOT FOR MONEY?)
Let's back up, as she states I have "judged her as a person" and "Speak on something I know of not". Again, lick my balls and call me a popsicle, what the fuck does that mean ? At least Kenlie makes sense. And then Sherry said my comment was hate from the heart. She explains that advertising on her blog is really link sharing to meet friends. Odd, THIS STATES THAT I NEED TO PAY HER $10 to advertise on her blog. Again, bullshit yourself all you want about diets and hate and whatever you want. Come right out and tell a story how the big fat Jew from NY hates you. Whatever you want to say is fine, in the end, you will still be fat. There is no hate here, we all seem to help each other when we have facts. In what universe is this not asking for money, to earn more money from being fat ?
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You can't make this shit up, don't try it will hurt your head too much.
DAY 140 THURSDAY MAY 23, 2013
Fat chicks with their shit all wound up. Love that. So we are all not confused, the title is Almost Gastric Bypass. Didn't have one, I think it's a great tool when used with a great diet, and that is how I roll. Comments that I had surgery and took a short cut prove a little ignorance on the author's part. I don't think it's a short cut, nor do I think it helps without a diet. Of course being defensive is fine when you are called out, just get the shit straight Ms. Carter. Back to you later, we are focusing on my thoughts now.
I am very jealous of the African American women that embrace their size. Bigger is better, and the culture respects a large woman in ways that my Caucasian peeps can't wrap their arms around. In turn, black men love the voluptuous look, big hips, big rear, etc. and embrace it with a passion. I respect that, and if fat men were loved in my social circle in the same way, well you know I would be King. Knowing that, do the African American women get mad at fat white women that entice black men, when weight loss fails ? As a liberal NY Jew I am a firm believer in dating any color, species or gender that creams your twinkie, but somewhere I have to assume that there is a group of Pleasantly Plump Black women chastising fat white women for being lazy, not getting in line with the health and weight loss program, and stealing "their" Black men. I'm not saying that a black man is the backup plan to getting healthy, but it seems that when an African American woman gets fit, she finds a pretty white man. If Black healthy men started coveting 50 year old cute blondes I would be mad at all of them. Just wondering, and now back to Ms. Carter. Her final comment, after chastising me for calling her out and correcting me that her son is only 16, making her 30, was to thank me for the web traffic I sent over. Cursing, condemning me, and hating on me, but love the 2 cents the clicks added to her bank. Of course that explains my internet whore comment in full, but it was worth a chuckle to read her shit.
Two comments that I did not post are these, with my answers of course....
I am very jealous of the African American women that embrace their size. Bigger is better, and the culture respects a large woman in ways that my Caucasian peeps can't wrap their arms around. In turn, black men love the voluptuous look, big hips, big rear, etc. and embrace it with a passion. I respect that, and if fat men were loved in my social circle in the same way, well you know I would be King. Knowing that, do the African American women get mad at fat white women that entice black men, when weight loss fails ? As a liberal NY Jew I am a firm believer in dating any color, species or gender that creams your twinkie, but somewhere I have to assume that there is a group of Pleasantly Plump Black women chastising fat white women for being lazy, not getting in line with the health and weight loss program, and stealing "their" Black men. I'm not saying that a black man is the backup plan to getting healthy, but it seems that when an African American woman gets fit, she finds a pretty white man. If Black healthy men started coveting 50 year old cute blondes I would be mad at all of them. Just wondering, and now back to Ms. Carter. Her final comment, after chastising me for calling her out and correcting me that her son is only 16, making her 30, was to thank me for the web traffic I sent over. Cursing, condemning me, and hating on me, but love the 2 cents the clicks added to her bank. Of course that explains my internet whore comment in full, but it was worth a chuckle to read her shit.
Two comments that I did not post are these, with my answers of course....
Ria has left a new comment on your post "DAY 139
WEDNESDAY MAY 22, 2013":
What's the relevance of her having a child at 14?
Ria, if your thought process is that pregnancy at 14 is great, then your judgment sucks. End of story. Your parents suck as well, for not teaching you that blow jobs can not cause pregnancy. Keeping the child, that's another blog entry and brings up a lot of shit. Think about it Ria, it was 16 years ago, not 100 years ago. The point was the advertising slant that Ms. Carter wants us to pay for. If you have any opinion, and tell me that your opinion was to be a Mom at 14, anything you endorse after that is worthless to me.
After that comment I got this gem from Amanda.
Amanda Bromwell has left a new comment on your post
"DAY 139 WEDNESDAY MAY 22, 2013":
you are one rude ass mother fucker. who are you to
fucking make fun of a woman who is trying to lose weight it isn't as easy as it
fucking sounds if your doing it the healthy fucking way, I don't understand why
you need to be so rude to people she is at least fucking trying. What is that
your some insecure mother fucker that you have to talk shit about others. grow
the fuck up you act like some fucking 10 year old kid. As for the calories its
called we have apps and special watches that calculate it for us. Maybe you can
pull your head out of your ass and learn to be a respectable human bean.
ASSHOLE!!!
Amanda, spelling, diction and sentence structure counts when getting a point across. Your first long sentence tells me that losing weight is not easy if you do it the healthy way.... Amanda, your post about light cupcakes includes the following recipe...
All you need is:
1 boxed cake mix
1 can diet soda
1 tub Lite Cool Whip (I used Kroger brand)
You mix the box mix with 12oz diet soda and bake for however long the box says! Once cooled top with Cool Whip!
The combinations are endless
Diet root beer and Confetti Cake
Diet Cream Soda and Confetti Cake
Diet Dr. Pepper and Red Velvet Cake
1 boxed cake mix
1 can diet soda
1 tub Lite Cool Whip (I used Kroger brand)
You mix the box mix with 12oz diet soda and bake for however long the box says! Once cooled top with Cool Whip!
The combinations are endless
Diet root beer and Confetti Cake
Diet Cream Soda and Confetti Cake
Diet Dr. Pepper and Red Velvet Cake
Since you used the phrase asshole, I think that allows me the ability to use the phrase ignorant motherfucker. Your first light ingredient is Krogers Cake mix. Each of your 6 cupcakes per package has 500 calories before you add Cool Whip and whatever else you need to make them taste good. Look it up you ignorant fuck before you post something as a light snack that has the caloric value of dinner.That's one empty dinner, not a snack. Advocating a recipe that hurts people," if your doing it the healthy fucking way, I don't understand why you need to be so rude to people she is at least fucking trying.." is harmful at the least. That recipe makes anything that you discuss or write about appear ignorant. Telling that to other ignorant fat people that might try this shit makes you evil and careless. As for calling me a "bean" I assume the Mexican readers will not be offended by your lack of the English language. And for the record, the apps and watches that you are using are not helping. Eat less, move more, lose some weight. The rest is just bullshit in order to eat Cake. With 19 posts this year, I'm assuming your attempt at blogging about weight loss is a fart in the wind anyway, as it's not as easy as it sounds...
Can't make this shit up. Read her blog please, it is a testament to what is wrong with the education system in this country. Spell check at least people..
Wednesday
DAY 139 WEDNESDAY MAY 22, 2013
I can't take credit for finding today's blog whore of the day. The link was sent to me, and I explored a bit. The premise of the comment to me was that the woman was asking for sponsors, in the exact same fashion as the other fat asses have. Same layout, same links, very similar to a Nigerian in an email telling me to help them get the last million out of the bank for them. As if a Nigerian has a million anything, they all want my help with their checking accounts. Same shit, multiple blogs all asking to get sponsored, as if paying a fat chick for exposure is a good advertising platform. What are we advertising ? Diet for 6 years and lose 10 pounds, ask me how ? Check out my new fashions; mutli use for your drapery ? What next? First the blog name is Sexy Heffer. Seriously, a cow that gets me hard ? You are not sexy anything, and learn how to spell Heifer before you set up a blog.
In April of 2007, this woman started blogging about her weight loss aspirations. She weighed a ridiculously sexy 250 pounds. Before you get all excited about reading her story, realize that she was a proud parent at....weight for it....14 years old. That's right, stop reading the blog right there. The child is now almost 20 or so, and not, check the link, I can't make this shit up. Farming is the life for me.... So you read on and see that Sherry started this at 250 and weighs in last week at a svelte and sexy....230 pounds. That's right, we are ready to sponsor the weight loss of 20 pounds in 5 years. Immediately I want to link up and find out how she does this, as the success makes me want to follow her lead and buy whatever she is selling. Her endorsement is awesome, and something I need to have.
This got me to thinking, and I called my PR friends that I cater to and asked them how my ideas would fly. They agreed on some and here they are.
In April of 2007, this woman started blogging about her weight loss aspirations. She weighed a ridiculously sexy 250 pounds. Before you get all excited about reading her story, realize that she was a proud parent at....weight for it....14 years old. That's right, stop reading the blog right there. The child is now almost 20 or so, and not, check the link, I can't make this shit up. Farming is the life for me.... So you read on and see that Sherry started this at 250 and weighs in last week at a svelte and sexy....230 pounds. That's right, we are ready to sponsor the weight loss of 20 pounds in 5 years. Immediately I want to link up and find out how she does this, as the success makes me want to follow her lead and buy whatever she is selling. Her endorsement is awesome, and something I need to have.
This got me to thinking, and I called my PR friends that I cater to and asked them how my ideas would fly. They agreed on some and here they are.
AIR CONDITIONING REPAIR, IN YOUR HUT !!
NO ELECTRICITY, NO PROBLEMS, WE CAN FIX IT
TIRE DETAILING IS OUR SPECIALTY
EVEN UNDERWATER, WE CLEAN TIRES WELL
ASK ME HOW TO GET A MORTGAGE
There are 100's more, and who wouldn't want to jump on anything that these people endorse. Are you all fucking insane ? A fat girl that can't lose weight wants sponsors for advertising on her blog. Coffins, heart surgeons, Depends ads I understand. But products for weight loss from someone that can't lose weight is silly. Asking for the help is worse. Of course she is on the Top 100 Weight loss blogger list from the DietToGo folks. They can smell a loser from wherever they are based.
Imagine Jerry Lewis asking you for money this weekend. He's 87, still alive and he has spent his life helping people. Send him some money, not fat people that can't get out of the way of a doughnut.
Tuesday
DAY 138 TUESDAY MAY 21, 2013
One of you that will go nameless keeps sending me links to Hefty female links. While not my cup of tea, I appreciate anyone's right to post pictures of themselves at whatever weight they want to be. What each of us finds attractive is not something I blog about. If you want to weigh 400 pounds as a female, and are happy and comfortable at that size, then power to you. Health wise, probably not a great thing, but you are entitled to be who you want to be. I applaud that, respect your rights, and will never slander that on my little space here on the internet. Once you start talking about being healthy at that size, and how you have tried to drop the weight but the pizza got in the way and you are accepting the weight, well then the gloves are off. Making a choice because you can't stop eating and want to stop is not a choice, and it can be corrected. Making a choice to eat what you want and stay obese is not my concern and not something I am against. I was obese for a long time, and I made no effort to correct it. I did not blog about it, I was fine, and life went on. When you come around the forum where we are trying to lose some weight, and you talk about trying while accepting what you think is healthy while it is not, then you should get your ass kicked around here. There is a difference in being comfortable in your skin, and learning to accept what you don't think you can change without an effort. I admire being comfortable in your skin, I abhor those that whine about it and do nothing.
I got to see pictures today, as I was lurking on SkinnyEmmie's blog, to see what was on sale to turn into frilly drapes for the kitchen. That was mean, but take a look at the pictures and tell me what she is thinking. The winner for retina burn this week was this gem. Immediately I wondered if chlorine kills the man juice after an underwater hand job. I also figured out that shrinkage in the pool only applies to men. And finally, if your weight loss blog shows this picture, then shut the fuck up already about getting healthy and going to the gym.
I got to see pictures today, as I was lurking on SkinnyEmmie's blog, to see what was on sale to turn into frilly drapes for the kitchen. That was mean, but take a look at the pictures and tell me what she is thinking. The winner for retina burn this week was this gem. Immediately I wondered if chlorine kills the man juice after an underwater hand job. I also figured out that shrinkage in the pool only applies to men. And finally, if your weight loss blog shows this picture, then shut the fuck up already about getting healthy and going to the gym.
And finally, we went out on Saturday night to a party for the wife's boss' wife. Snazzy event, cocktails and dinner with dancing. My bride,
50 in July, gym 6 days a week or more
Eats very healthy
Monday
DAY 137 MONDAY MAY 20, 2013 MORE
I set the comments so Anonymous can't email anymore. I'll miss her dearly, but who needs the aggravation. I did get some love that told me I was full of hate, and that I was directing my anger at the Cajun Queen because of something lacking in my life, or because of my own personal diet failure. That is a very simple comment, and if there was substance to it, it might fit as a blanket statement. I do rail on about her, and it has nothing to do with my success in dieting. I could also care less if she implodes, dies from the fat, or continues to think to herself that she is doing well. More power to her. Let me explain what pisses me off, and then you can tell me that I am wrong.
I have a big heart. I will give a friend my last nickel, and then I will borrow more for that friend. My fear in winning a lottery prize is not what I will buy for me and Sue, but if I will miss any of my friends sharing in my success. If you need a helping hand, ask me. Maybe it is a problem with my self esteem, as I need to buy a friend. Maybe I really have a big heart and am concerned for my friends. You will never know, as you are just reading this. Either way, it's a good trait to have. Put others before yourself and you will feel the love and warmth.
In reading many blogs, you find people that are trying to lose weight, trying to get healthy, and doing something to get fit. Maybe you had a bad week, and post about the sadness, the cookies, or whatever caused you to go off track. We feel bad, we try and help, and you learn. Hopefully if you make the mistake again you will correct it yourself. Going online, and asking for sympathy monthly is obnoxious. Once, twice a year, meltdown, get coddled by the comments, and grow up. More than that, then you are fucking with people's emotions, concerns and intelligence.
If you write this shit, and 20 people are concerned enough to try and help, then own it, and accept the help. Posting pictures of you sweating and going to the gym, telling us you are going for the gold is obnoxious when the next post is about Cupcakes. Do that once, and shame on us. Go back three years on that piece of shit blog, and the whining and begging is a monthly attribute. I get it, don't read it as it bothers me, but seriously, who the fuck is still buying that shit. Today was Friend Making Monday and we were treated to a picture of Kenlie displacing water, and showing us she can drink like a rockstar. Seriously folks, her blog is to make friends, not lose the 320 pounds of crap that is Kenlie...
Oh yeah, breakfasts and lunch. The lunch is for 3 people, I ate with two customers..
I have a big heart. I will give a friend my last nickel, and then I will borrow more for that friend. My fear in winning a lottery prize is not what I will buy for me and Sue, but if I will miss any of my friends sharing in my success. If you need a helping hand, ask me. Maybe it is a problem with my self esteem, as I need to buy a friend. Maybe I really have a big heart and am concerned for my friends. You will never know, as you are just reading this. Either way, it's a good trait to have. Put others before yourself and you will feel the love and warmth.
In reading many blogs, you find people that are trying to lose weight, trying to get healthy, and doing something to get fit. Maybe you had a bad week, and post about the sadness, the cookies, or whatever caused you to go off track. We feel bad, we try and help, and you learn. Hopefully if you make the mistake again you will correct it yourself. Going online, and asking for sympathy monthly is obnoxious. Once, twice a year, meltdown, get coddled by the comments, and grow up. More than that, then you are fucking with people's emotions, concerns and intelligence.
If you write this shit, and 20 people are concerned enough to try and help, then own it, and accept the help. Posting pictures of you sweating and going to the gym, telling us you are going for the gold is obnoxious when the next post is about Cupcakes. Do that once, and shame on us. Go back three years on that piece of shit blog, and the whining and begging is a monthly attribute. I get it, don't read it as it bothers me, but seriously, who the fuck is still buying that shit. Today was Friend Making Monday and we were treated to a picture of Kenlie displacing water, and showing us she can drink like a rockstar. Seriously folks, her blog is to make friends, not lose the 320 pounds of crap that is Kenlie...
Oh yeah, breakfasts and lunch. The lunch is for 3 people, I ate with two customers..
DAY 137 MONDAY MAY 20, 2013
So much to say, so little time right now. Let's leave it for now with a Saturday Morning Video. Housekeepers inside, family outside. An hour of rest..
And then some rest time on the couch with the family...
And then some rest time on the couch with the family...
Friday
DAY 134 FRIDAY MAY 17, 2013 MORE
It's Friday peeps
Christmas is coming out all over. BEST NEWS EVER !!!! Gonna be thin
Are you kidding me with this shit . Emmie decided to blog about how to diet ! Why the fuck does she write this shit, and do nothing ? HYPOCRITICAL bullshit To sell more fat dresses ? An no Norma, I am not posting that picture you sent me of the bikini.. OMG, not on this beautiful blog...
Christmas is coming out all over. BEST NEWS EVER !!!! Gonna be thin
Are you kidding me with this shit . Emmie decided to blog about how to diet ! Why the fuck does she write this shit, and do nothing ? HYPOCRITICAL bullshit To sell more fat dresses ? An no Norma, I am not posting that picture you sent me of the bikini.. OMG, not on this beautiful blog...
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